I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.

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A loud and proud declaration you yell when you know you're going to burn in hell because you did something so stupid it deserves a lifetime sentence.

I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on after I ate the last slice of pizza and lied about it.

After I texted my ex's mom and called her a f***ing disaster.

I said that to my teacher after I threw a paper airplane at the principal.

A sentence you scream when you're so bad you think the devil is going to personally take you to the front of the line in hell.

I said that after I stole the class hamster and put it in the microwave.

When I told my mom I was going to be a rockstar and then went to sleep instead.

After I made my dog eat my homework.

Something you shout when you know you're going to be in hell with a f***ing gas can and drawers on fire because you did something truly awful.

I said that after I told my math teacher I didn’t know what pi was and then drew a goat on the board.

After I ate the lunch my mom packed for me and then threw it in the trash.

When I got caught playing video games instead of doing my homework.

A declaration of doom you yell when you're so bad you think the devil is going to give you a standing ovation in hell.

I said that after I told my dog I was going to be a rockstar and then I ate all his food.

When I told my mom I was going to be a scientist and then I set my bedroom on fire.

After I took the last cookie and lied about it.