I'm Fucking Stupid
You're so dumb you think your brain is a parrot.
I asked my brain if I should go to the party, and it said 'nope!' I went and got drunk.
I asked my brain if I should do my homework, and it said 'never!' I failed the test.
I asked my brain if I should eat the cake, and it said 'yes!' I did. Now I'm fat and happy.
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