I'm firing my laser!
What you shout when you're so full of yourself after sex that you think you're the best person ever. Also what you say when you're too scared to look at the person you just had sex with.
'I'm firing my laser!' I said to my girlfriend after I finished and thought I was the coolest person alive.
I said it to my brother when he asked why I was so loud in the hallway.
I yelled it during my lunch break because I was too proud of myself.