I'm firing my laser!

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A loud yell you make when you just finished having sex and you're too proud to shut up about it. Also something you yell at a girl when you're too embarrassed to look at her again.
'I'm firing my laser!' I screamed at my best friend after I came home from the first date.
I yelled it at my mom when she asked why I was so happy.
I said it in the middle of math class because I couldn't keep it in anymore.
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What you shout when you're so full of yourself after sex that you think you're the best person ever. Also what you say when you're too scared to look at the person you just had sex with.
'I'm firing my laser!' I said to my girlfriend after I finished and thought I was the coolest person alive.
I said it to my brother when he asked why I was so loud in the hallway.
I yelled it during my lunch break because I was too proud of myself.
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A shout you make when you're so happy you just had sex that you don't care who hears you. Also a thing you do when you're too shy to face the person you just had sex with.
'I'm firing my laser!' I told my friends after I came home from the best date ever.
I said it to my teacher when I was too embarrassed to look at her.
I yelled it in my car on the way to school because I was too happy to stop.
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