I'm drinks - You're so wasted you think you're a drink, not a drunk. It's

You're so wasted you think you're a drink, not a drunk. It's like your brain got hit by a truck and forgot how to speak.

I'm drinks, I swear I'm a juice box

I'm drinks, I just drank my entire life

I'm drinks, I'm literally a cocktail

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