Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're so wasted you think you're a drink, not a drunk. It's like your brain got hit by a truck and forgot how to speak.

I'm drinks, I swear I'm a juice box

I'm drinks, I just drank my entire life

I'm drinks, I'm literally a cocktail

2

When Fundy tried to trap Technoblade and Techno had to run to the fridge like it was a fire and his bladder was on fire.

Techno ran to the fridge like it was a fire drill

Techno ran to the fridge like he was being chased by a dragon

Techno ran to the fridge like his pants were on fire

3

You wake up feeling like a wet sock, with a brain full of regret and a mouth full of bad decisions.

I woke up like I was hit by a punchbag

I woke up like I had a raccoon in my head

I woke up like I had a hangover and a hate for life

4

You're lying to yourself like a kid who promises to never eat candy again, and then eats an entire bag of gummy worms.

I swear I'll never drink again, I'm just lying

I told my mom I'd never drink again, and she believed me

I told my friend I'd never drink again, and now I'm drunk

5

I say this every time I have a hangover, but I'm just a lying sack of shame who drinks like a maniac.

I'm drinks, I'm just a lying sack of shame

I'm drinks, I'm lying to myself again

I'm drinks, I'm just a drunk liar

6

You're so busy being a fool that you forget to do anything useful, like breathing or eating.

I was too busy being a fool to eat

I was too busy being a fool to breathe

I was too busy being a fool to think