i'm coughing
When your laugh turns into a fit of coughs because you can't stop laughing at something so stupid it deserves a medal.
My mom told a joke about a chicken crossing the road. I'm coughing like I swallowed a loudspeaker.
My brother said 'I got a job at a donut shop and now I eat donuts for lunch.' I'm coughing like I just bit into a donut that screamed.
My friend told me about his cat who wears a hat. I'm coughing like I'm trying to laugh my way out of a jail cell.
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