i'm coughing

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When you laugh so hard your lungs feel like they're on fire and your throat is trying to quit its job.

My uncle told a joke about a flamingo and a toilet. I'm coughing so hard I think I peed my pants.

My friend just said 'I ate a whole pizza and it was just a side dish.' I'm coughing like I inhaled a squirrel.

At the movie, the kid behind me kept eating nachos. I'm coughing like I'm choking on a whole taco truck.

When your laugh turns into a fit of coughs because you can't stop laughing at something so stupid it deserves a medal.

My mom told a joke about a chicken crossing the road. I'm coughing like I swallowed a loudspeaker.

My brother said 'I got a job at a donut shop and now I eat donuts for lunch.' I'm coughing like I just bit into a donut that screamed.

My friend told me about his cat who wears a hat. I'm coughing like I'm trying to laugh my way out of a jail cell.

When you laugh so much you start coughing like you’re fighting a lung full of insults.

My cousin told a joke about a fish who got stuck in a toilet. I'm coughing like I just inhaled a fish and a toilet paper roll.

My teacher told a joke about a pencil who got fired. I'm coughing like I just swallowed a whole classroom.

I watched a video of a dog wearing sunglasses. I'm coughing like I just saw my dog in a courtroom.

When your laugh becomes a cough because you’re so dumbfounded by something so idiotic it makes you want to quit your brain.

I heard a joke about a cow who got a degree. I'm coughing like I just ate a cow and a textbook.

My friend told me about his pet turtle who got a job as a DJ. I'm coughing like I just tried to dance with a turtle in a pool.

My brother said he got married to a pizza. I'm coughing like I just inhaled a whole wedding cake.

When you laugh so hard your body starts coughing because you can't handle the amount of nonsense being thrown at you.

My friend told a joke about a chicken who became a lawyer. I'm coughing like I just had a trial with a chicken.

I watched a video of a duck wearing a crown. I'm coughing like I just saw a duck get a promotion.

My neighbor told me about his pet goldfish who started a band. I'm coughing like I just joined a goldfish orchestra.