i'm bonding
A dude who thinks he’s James Bond. He wears suits like they’re a fashion trend and drinks like he’s in a spy movie. He acts like he’s cool but he’s just trying to avoid being called ‘boring’.
He showed up to my birthday in a suit and said 'shaken not stirred' to the waiter like it was a secret code.
He tried to impress my sister by saying 'Bond, James Bond' like it was a magic trick.
He wore a watch like it was a trophy and called me '007' like I was his partner in crime.