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A guy who thinks he's James Bond. He wears a suit like it's a prison sentence and drinks martini like it's his last meal. He says 'shaken not stirred' like it's a curse.
He showed up to the party in a suit and said 'shaken not stirred' to the bartender like he was auditioning for a movie.
He tried to flirt with my mom and said 'Bond, James Bond' like he was trying to impress a spy.
He wore a watch like it was a medal and called me '007' like I was his sidekick.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A dude who thinks he’s James Bond. He wears suits like they’re a fashion trend and drinks like he’s in a spy movie. He acts like he’s cool but he’s just trying to avoid being called ‘boring’.
He showed up to my birthday in a suit and said 'shaken not stirred' to the waiter like it was a secret code.
He tried to impress my sister by saying 'Bond, James Bond' like it was a magic trick.
He wore a watch like it was a trophy and called me '007' like I was his partner in crime.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy who thinks he's James Bond. He wears a suit like it's a punishment and drinks like he's on a mission. He acts like he's important but he's just trying to avoid being called 'weird'.
He showed up to the bar in a suit and ordered a martini like it was a command from the president.
He tried to flirt with my cousin and said 'Bond, James Bond' like he was trying to start a war.
He wore a watch like it was a badge of honor and called me '007' like I was his best friend.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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