I'm An Atheist
When you say 'I'm an atheist,' you’re not being cool. You're being a know-it-all who thinks they're the only one who has ever thought about not believing in god.
'I'm an atheist!' yelled at a dog who was eating the neighbor’s plants.
'I'm an atheist!' said in the middle of a nap.
'I'm an atheist!' texted to someone who was just eating a sandwich.