I'm An Atheist

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An atheist is someone who says 'I'm an atheist' like it's the most shocking thing ever, but they're just a religious person with a bad attitude who doesn't like the word 'god' and thinks they're deep.

'I'm an atheist!' said in a grocery store during a fight over the last bag of chips.

'I'm an atheist!' yelled at a church just because the priest said 'hello'.

'I'm an atheist!' texted to someone who was just praying for their dog.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Calling yourself an atheist is like wearing a 'I hate everyone' shirt to a party and thinking you're cool because you're different.

'I'm an atheist!' said right after a priest gave a speech about kindness.

'I'm an atheist!' yelled at a kid who was drawing a picture of the sky.

'I'm an atheist!' written in all caps in a text to a teacher.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Real atheists don’t go around shouting 'I’m an atheist' like they’re trying to start a war with the sky. They just walk by and think, 'Yeah, I’m not religious. That’s it.'

'I'm an atheist!' said in the middle of a pizza place during a slow Tuesday.

'I'm an atheist!' shouted to a cat who was napping on the couch.

'I'm an atheist!' texted to a friend who was watching a documentary about the moon.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you say 'I'm an atheist,' you’re not being cool. You're being a know-it-all who thinks they're the only one who has ever thought about not believing in god.

'I'm an atheist!' yelled at a dog who was eating the neighbor’s plants.

'I'm an atheist!' said in the middle of a nap.

'I'm an atheist!' texted to someone who was just eating a sandwich.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Calling yourself an atheist is like claiming you're a genius just because you know the alphabet backwards. It doesn't make you smart. It just makes you weird.

'I'm an atheist!' said in the middle of a math test.

'I'm an atheist!' yelled to a robot who was just talking to itself.

'I'm an atheist!' written in a homework assignment that was supposed to be about science.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Real atheists don’t shout 'I'm an atheist' in public like they’re trying to win a prize. They just live their life and don’t bother anyone.

'I'm an atheist!' said to a bird who was flying by.

'I'm an atheist!' yelled in a library during a very quiet hour.

'I'm an atheist!' texted to a teacher who was taking a break.

by Slangipedia 11d ago