I'm An Atheist
Calling yourself an atheist is like claiming you're a genius just because you know the alphabet backwards. It doesn't make you smart. It just makes you weird.
'I'm an atheist!' said in the middle of a math test.
'I'm an atheist!' yelled to a robot who was just talking to itself.
'I'm an atheist!' written in a homework assignment that was supposed to be about science.