I'm almost there
When a girl says, 'I'm almost ready,' she means she’s just getting started and you’re gonna be stuck waiting for her to finish her slow-mo warm-up.
'I'm almost ready,' she said, 2 hours after I asked her to go out.
She said, 'I'm almost ready,' but she was still putting on her socks.
I asked if she was ready, and she said, 'I'm almost ready,' like I was going to wait forever.