I'm almost there

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I'm almost there is what a guy yells when he’s about to cum but still has one more finger to jerk before he finishes his sad little solo.

Bro, I'm almost there, just let me finish this finger workout.

He said, 'I'm almost there,' but he had been jerking off for 20 minutes.

I'm almost there, I swear, just give me 10 more seconds.

When a girl says, 'I'm almost ready,' she means she’s just getting started and you’re gonna be stuck waiting for her to finish her slow-mo warm-up.

'I'm almost ready,' she said, 2 hours after I asked her to go out.

She said, 'I'm almost ready,' but she was still putting on her socks.

I asked if she was ready, and she said, 'I'm almost ready,' like I was going to wait forever.