I'm a celebrity get me out of here
A fake show where rich jerks trap famous people in a smelly jungle and make them do stupid stuff for a bunch of sad people to laugh at.
I got stuck in the jungle with a man who thinks he's a chef. He tried to cook a fish with a stick. It was a disaster.
They made me eat a worm. I still have nightmares about it.
I had to dance with a man who smells like a sweaty sock. I’d rather be in prison.