I'm a celebrity get me out of here

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A fake show where rich jerks trap famous people in a smelly jungle and make them do stupid stuff for a bunch of sad people to laugh at.
I got stuck in the jungle with a man who thinks he's a chef. He tried to cook a fish with a stick. It was a disaster.
They made me eat a worm. I still have nightmares about it.
I had to dance with a man who smells like a sweaty sock. I’d rather be in prison.
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A show where old celebrities are dropped in a jungle and made to suffer so a bunch of people can watch them cry and eat bugs.
I had to live with a woman who used to be on TV. She tried to sing. I almost died.
I was forced to eat a cockroach. It was the worst day of my life.
They made me fight a man who smells like a goat. I won, but I’m still sore.
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A fake show where celebrities are thrown in the jungle and made to do ridiculous stuff so a bunch of people can laugh at them.
I had to live with a man who used to be on TV. He tried to dance. I almost cried.
They made me eat a slug. I still hate slugs.
I had to wear a silly hat and dance with a man who smells like a fart. It was the worst.
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