I'm a Birdy
When you're too lazy to do anything and you just want someone to cut your food up and feed it to you like you're some kind of baby bird.
"I'm a Birdy, I can't even open my own sandwich, I need someone to cut it for me."
"I'm a Birdy, I just want my food in a bowl, like I'm some kind of baby."
"I'm a Birdy, I'm too lazy to eat, I want my food served like I'm a queen."