I'm a Birdy

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A way to brag about being totally wasted, usually because you took too much of something stupid and now you're floating around like a drunk flamingo.
"I'm a Birdy, I just ate a whole bag of candy and now I'm flying in circles."
"I'm a Birdy, I just took a hit off a bong and I'm seeing monkeys on the ceiling."
"I'm a Birdy, I'm so high I think my pants are made of clouds."
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you're so wasted you think you're a bird, you don’t have a home, you’re just bouncing from place to place, and you leave a mess everywhere you go, then you ghost your kids and then you go out and eat something someone else cooked.
"I'm a Birdy, I left my kids in the park and now I'm eating pizza from a guy who thinks he's a chef."
"I'm a Birdy, I ran out on my kid and now I'm eating nuggets at 3 a. m."
"I'm a Birdy, I got called out for not being a good parent and now I'm eating a taco like it's my job."
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you're too lazy to do anything and you just want someone to cut your food up and feed it to you like you're some kind of baby bird.
"I'm a Birdy, I can't even open my own sandwich, I need someone to cut it for me."
"I'm a Birdy, I just want my food in a bowl, like I'm some kind of baby."
"I'm a Birdy, I'm too lazy to eat, I want my food served like I'm a queen."
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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