I'll Slaughter Your Face in!
I'll make your face cry so hard it'll drown in tears!
My little brother cried at me. I said, I'll make your face cry so hard it'll drown in tears!
My mom said I had to go to bed. I shouted, I'll make your face cry so hard it'll drown in tears!
My friend laughed at my joke. I yelled, I'll make your face cry so hard it'll drown in tears!