I'll Slaughter Your Face in!

My math teacher said I failed. I said, I'll rip your face off and beat it with a chicken!

My little brother took my last soda. I said, I'll rip your face off and beat it with a chicken!

My mom said I couldn't play video games. I screamed, I'll rip your face off and beat it with a chicken!

My friend laughed at me. I said, I'll take your face and make it into a meatball!

My dad told me to clean my room. I said, I'll take your face and make it into a meatball!

My dog ate my homework. I yelled, I'll take your face and make it into a meatball!

My sister stole my lunch. I said, I'll punch your face so hard it goes to the moon!

My teacher gave me detention. I shouted, I'll punch your face so hard it goes to the moon!

My brother beat me at video games. I yelled, I'll punch your face so hard it goes to the moon!

My friend called me fat. I said, I'll put your face in a blender and make you smoothie!

My mom said I had to do chores. I screamed, I'll put your face in a blender and make you smoothie!

My dog chased my homework. I yelled, I'll put your face in a blender and make you smoothie!

My teacher gave me a bad grade. I said, I'll eat your face and spit it out like a bad taco!

My friend said I was ugly. I screamed, I'll eat your face and spit it out like a bad taco!

My brother took my last slice of pizza. I yelled, I'll eat your face and spit it out like a bad taco!

My little brother cried at me. I said, I'll make your face cry so hard it'll drown in tears!

My mom said I had to go to bed. I shouted, I'll make your face cry so hard it'll drown in tears!

My friend laughed at my joke. I yelled, I'll make your face cry so hard it'll drown in tears!