I'll never wash my cheek - You say this when you get kissed after falling flat on your

You say this when you get kissed after falling flat on your face in a skating disaster and you’re too sore to wipe it off.

I fell on my face at the rink and said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, it’s too sore.'

Skating accident made me say, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, my face is still burning.'

I crashed into the wall and said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, it’s still screaming.'