I'll never wash my cheek

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You say this when someone you like gives you a kiss on the cheek, and you’re too proud to wipe it off because it’s like a trophy.

My crush kissed my cheek, and I said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek.'

He gave me a smooch, and I kept it like a badge of honor.

She kissed my cheek and I let it stay there like it was a love letter.

You say this when someone kisses you and you think their spit is worth more than gold.

He kissed me, and I said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, your spit is pure gold.'

She gave me a kiss, and I kept it because it was the best thing I ever had.

He kissed me and I said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, your spit is better than my mom’s cooking.'

You say this when you refuse to wash a part of your face because it’s been touched by someone you like.

He kissed me, and I said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, it’s been touched by my crush.'

She kissed me on the cheek, and I left it there like a souvenir.

He gave me a kiss and I said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, it’s got his germs and his love.'

You say this when you get kissed after falling flat on your face in a skating disaster and you’re too sore to wipe it off.

I fell on my face at the rink and said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, it’s too sore.'

Skating accident made me say, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, my face is still burning.'

I crashed into the wall and said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, it’s still screaming.'

You say this when you imagine the kiss was on your butt cheek instead of your face, and you’re too embarrassed to admit it.

He kissed me, and I said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, it was probably my butt.'

I thought he kissed my butt cheek and said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek.'

I said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, it was my butt, and I’m not telling anyone.'

You say this when a cute guy kisses you and you’re too傻 to wipe it off.

He kissed me and I said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, I’m too傻 to wipe it.'

A cute boy kissed me, and I said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, why would I?'

He gave me a kiss and I said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, I’m just傻 enough to leave it.'