I'll never wash my cheek
You say this when you imagine the kiss was on your butt cheek instead of your face, and you’re too embarrassed to admit it.
He kissed me, and I said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, it was probably my butt.'
I thought he kissed my butt cheek and said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek.'
I said, 'I’ll never wash my cheek, it was my butt, and I’m not telling anyone.'