My dad started dancing with the vacuum. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I dance with the vacuum and I'm a total idiot.

My friend's cat started screaming at the TV. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I scream at the TV with my cat.

My teacher started throwing erasers at the ceiling. I said, 'I'll have what she's having.' Now I throw erasers and I'm high.