I'll Have What He's Having

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When you see someone acting like a messed-up lunatic and decide to join the chaos because you're too dumb to know better.
My uncle started talking to the ceiling. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I'm talking to the ceiling too.
At the mall, the guy next to me yelled at a toaster. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' I now yell at toasters.
My friend's dog started eating my homework. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I'm eating my own homework.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You see someone doing something stupid and you decide to be just as stupid because you're too lazy to think.
My cousin started singing in the grocery store. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I sing in the grocery store.
My teacher started eating chalk. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I eat chalk and my grades are terrible.
My neighbor started yelling at a pigeon. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I yell at pigeons and I'm not proud of it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You're too dumb to realize someone is a mess, so you just copy them and act like a mess too.
My brother started fighting with his shadow. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I fight my shadow too.
My mom started wearing socks on her hands. I said, 'I'll have what she's having.' Now I wear socks on my hands and my feet.
My friend started crying over a burnt waffle. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I cry over burnt waffles and I'm a mess.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You see someone doing something so crazy you're not sure if they're high or just a total idiot, so you decide to be both.
My dad started dancing with the vacuum. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I dance with the vacuum and I'm a total idiot.
My friend's cat started screaming at the TV. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I scream at the TV with my cat.
My teacher started throwing erasers at the ceiling. I said, 'I'll have what she's having.' Now I throw erasers and I'm high.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You see someone acting like a total disaster and you just say, 'I'll take it,' because you're too lazy to be smart.
My sister started eating glue. I said, 'I'll have what she's having.' Now I eat glue and I'm a total disaster.
My neighbor started arguing with the mailman. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I argue with the mailman and I'm a disaster.
My dog started eating my shoes. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I eat my shoes and I'm a disaster.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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You see someone doing something so stupid it hurts your brain, and you just say, 'I'll do it too,' because you're too dumb to know better.
My cousin started talking to his pet goldfish. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I talk to my goldfish and my brain is broken.
My friend started running around the block in his pajamas. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I run around the block in pajamas and my brain is broken.
My brother started yelling at the moon. I said, 'I'll have what he's having.' Now I yell at the moon and I'm a mess.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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