I'll have the poo-poo platter - When someone’s about to drop a bomb on you and you’re alread

When someone’s about to drop a bomb on you and you’re already ready to cry.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my mom says I have to go to summer camp.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my teacher says I got a D on my test.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my friend says I’m the worst at math.