I'll have the poo-poo platter

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When you already know your life is a dumpster fire and someone else is about to confirm it.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my mom says I failed math again.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my crush says he’s dating my sister.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my teacher says I’m getting detention again.

The moment you know your day is going to be a total disaster.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my dog eats my homework.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my dad says I have to do chores.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my friend says I’m the worst at basketball.

When someone’s about to drop a bomb on you and you’re already ready to cry.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my mom says I have to go to summer camp.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my teacher says I got a D on my test.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my friend says I’m the worst at math.

When you know your life is about to get even worse and you’re not in the mood for it.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my mom says I have to clean my room.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my dad says I have to mow the lawn.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my teacher says I have to do extra credit.

When you're already stressed and someone else is about to make it worse.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my mom says I have to go to bed early.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my dad says I have to do my homework.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my friend says I’m the worst at art.

When you’re about to get news that’s already been confirmed to be bad.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my mom says I failed science again.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my dad says I have to do chores again.

I’ll have the poo-poo platter when my teacher says I’m getting a bad grade.