I'll be switched - A profane Appalachian way of saying you're so amazed you mig

A profane Appalachian way of saying you're so amazed you might scream, throw a chair, or eat a whole pizza.

I'll be switched! My mom just got a tattoo of a chicken.

I'll be switched! My brother eats socks for fun.

I'll be switched! My neighbor eats pizza crusts for breakfast.