I'll be switched

A dirty Appalachian way of saying you're so shocked you might puke or kick a dog.

A cussing way of saying you're so amazed you might punch the sky or yell at a squirrel.

A loud, Appalachian way of saying you're so confused you might throw a fit or eat a whole pie.

A swear-heavy way of saying you're so stunned you might cry, kick a wall, or eat a whole cake.

A profane Appalachian way of saying you're so amazed you might scream, throw a chair, or eat a whole pizza.