I'll be Barned
A trashy, overused phrase that only losers and basic girls say when they see Ben Barnes. It's like the worst version of 'I'll be darned!' but with more drama.
I'll be Barned! I just got a text from him! He's my favorite human being!
I'll be Barned! I wore my ugliest outfit to the theater just to see him.
I'll be Barned! I cried in the bathroom after his movie came out.