I'll be Barned

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A loud, embarrassing way to say you're obsessed with Ben Barnes. Used by girls who think he's the only good-looking guy and guys who are too dumb to realize he's not.
I'll be Barned! He's hotter than my ex and my mom's hair combined!
I'll be Barned! I just saw him in a commercial and now I can't think straight.
I'll be Barned! I'm going to die if I don't get a picture with him at the movie premiere.
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A trashy, overused phrase that only losers and basic girls say when they see Ben Barnes. It's like the worst version of 'I'll be darned!' but with more drama.
I'll be Barned! I just got a text from him! He's my favorite human being!
I'll be Barned! I wore my ugliest outfit to the theater just to see him.
I'll be Barned! I cried in the bathroom after his movie came out.
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A stupid way to act like you're in love with Ben Barnes. It's what every girl says when they see him and every guy says when they realize they're not good enough for him.
I'll be Barned! I'm going to marry him and live in a castle forever!
I'll be Barned! He's the only guy who makes me forget my dumb job.
I'll be Barned! I'm going to quit school just to be with him.
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