i'll be back right now - A loud, profane declaration from someone who's too proud to

A loud, profane declaration from someone who's too proud to let you wait a second longer.

I'll be back right now, or I'll cuss your entire family in Spanish.

I'll be back right now, or I'll eat your snack like it's my last meal.

I'll be back right now, or I'll make your teacher call your mom.