i'll be back right now

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A trash-talking promise from a Latino in LA that they're coming back faster than your mom's Sunday cooking.

I'll be back right now, or I'll show up at your house with my grandma's abuela recipe for punishment.

I'll be back right now, or I'll make your ex text you.

I'll be back right now, or I'll steal your lunch from the cafeteria.

A loud, profane declaration from someone who's too proud to let you wait a second longer.

I'll be back right now, or I'll cuss your entire family in Spanish.

I'll be back right now, or I'll eat your snack like it's my last meal.

I'll be back right now, or I'll make your teacher call your mom.

A swear-filled reminder that someone's not going to let you wait for them, even if they're late.

I'll be back right now, or I'll make you wait until the end of the movie.

I'll be back right now, or I'll tell your crush you're a baby.

I'll be back right now, or I'll lose your video game save.