I'll Alert The Media - When you're so fed up with someone's nonsense, you're basica

When you're so fed up with someone's nonsense, you're basically saying, 'Go ahead, I'll let the whole world laugh at you.'

'I'll alert the media,' he said, after hearing his coworker's 10th bad joke.

'I'll alert the media,' she said, as her friend explained why the sky is green.

'I'll alert the media,' he said, already walking out the door.