I'll Alert The Media

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A lazy way of telling someone you're too lazy to even argue. Like you're saying, 'Go ahead, I'll let the whole world know how stupid you are.'

'I'll alert the media,' he said, while eating a taco at 3 AM.

'I'll alert the media,' she said, not even looking up from her phone.

'I'll alert the media,' he said, already falling asleep.

When you're so fed up with someone's nonsense, you're basically saying, 'Go ahead, I'll let the whole world laugh at you.'

'I'll alert the media,' he said, after hearing his coworker's 10th bad joke.

'I'll alert the media,' she said, as her friend explained why the sky is green.

'I'll alert the media,' he said, already walking out the door.

A cocky way of telling someone you don't care, like you're saying, 'I'm too cool to even bother.'

'I'll alert the media,' he said, while playing video games.

'I'll alert the media,' she said, after her friend spilled coffee on her shirt.

'I'll alert the media,' he said, not even looking at her.