i'd verb her noun - A man’s way of saying he wants to have sex with a woman. It’

A man’s way of saying he wants to have sex with a woman. It’s also a way to get yelled at by the woman’s mom if you say it too loud.

I’d verb her noun if she didn’t have a 3 p. m. bedtime.

I’d verb her noun if she wasn’t my neighbor’s little sister.

I’d verb her noun if she didn’t already have a boyfriend who was a total dork.