i'd verb her noun

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A man’s way of saying he wants to rip off a woman’s clothes and take her right there. Works on ladies too if the guy is ugly or smells like old pizza.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t have a 3 a. m. curfew.
I’d verb her noun if she wasn’t already married to my dad.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t have a tattoo of her ex’s face.
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When a guy sees a girl and instantly wants to jump her bones. Can be used by ladies too, like when they see a guy with a bad haircut and a worse attitude.
I’d verb her noun if she wasn’t my teacher’s niece.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t have a pet rat named Steve.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t already have a boyfriend who was a total dork.
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A guy’s way of saying he wants to tear off a girl’s clothes and do the deed. It’s also a good way to get in trouble if you say it in class.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t have a 100% in math.
I’d verb her noun if she wasn’t my sister’s best friend.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t already have a crush on my friend.
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When a man sees a woman and instantly wants to get her alone and do the most basic thing. Can also be said by women if the guy is annoying or smells like a gym sock.
I’d verb her noun if she wasn’t my mom’s best friend.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t have a 200-pound dog named Larry.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t already have a boyfriend who was a total idiot.
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A man’s way of saying he wants to have sex with a woman. It’s also a way to get yelled at by the woman’s mom if you say it too loud.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t have a 3 p. m. bedtime.
I’d verb her noun if she wasn’t my neighbor’s little sister.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t already have a boyfriend who was a total dork.
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A guy’s way of saying he wants to jump a girl’s bones. It can be used by girls too if the guy is a total mess or smells like a dead fish.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t have a 9 a. m. class.
I’d verb her noun if she wasn’t my cousin’s girlfriend.
I’d verb her noun if she didn’t already have a crush on my best friend.
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