i'd tap - You're saying you'd like to have sex with someone, like they

You're saying you'd like to have sex with someone, like they're a free beer and you're the guy with the tap.

My friend said, 'I'd tap that.' I told him he was full of hot air.

I saw my crush and said, 'I'd tap that.' He looked at me like I was crazy.

My cousin said, 'I'd tap that.' His mom gave him a talking to.