Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying you'd like to have sex with someone, like they're a free buffet and you're the hungry kid.

I'd tap that hot guy in the lunchroom.

She walks in and I think, 'I'd tap that.'

My cousin said, 'I'd tap that teacher.' I laughed so hard I got a detention.

2

You're saying someone is so attractive, you'd like to tap them like they're a keg and you're the bartender.

My friend said, 'I'd tap that model.' I told him he was full of hot air.

I saw my mom's boss and said, 'I'd tap that.' She gave me the evil eye.

My crush walked in and I whispered, 'I'd tap that.' I got caught.

3

Same as saying you'd like to have sex with that girl, like you're in a race and she's the finish line.

My brother said, 'I'd hit it.' I told him he was being a total idiot.

My friend said, 'I'd hit that.' He got a warning from the teacher.

My cousin said, 'I'd hit that.' His mom gave him a talking to.

4

You're showing interest in someone because they're so hot, you'd tap them like they're a water source and you're a thirsty man.

I saw a guy and said, 'I'd tap that.' He looked at me like I was crazy.

My friend said, 'I'd tap that.' I told him he was out of his mind.

My crush walked in and I said, 'I'd tap that.' He gave me a weird look.

5

You're saying you'd like to have sex with someone, like they're a keg and you're the guy with the spigot.

I saw my teacher and said, 'I'd tap that.' She gave me a detention.

My friend said, 'I'd tap that.' He got a warning from the principal.

I saw my crush and said, 'I'd tap that.' He looked at me like I was insane.

6

You're saying you'd like to have sex with someone, like they're a free beer and you're the guy with the tap.

My friend said, 'I'd tap that.' I told him he was full of hot air.

I saw my crush and said, 'I'd tap that.' He looked at me like I was crazy.

My cousin said, 'I'd tap that.' His mom gave him a talking to.

7

You're saying you'd like to tap into someone's water supply, like they're a river and you're a thirsty man.

I saw a river and said, 'I'd tap that.' I got laughed at.

My friend said, 'I'd tap that.' He got a weird look from his dad.

I saw a lake and said, 'I'd tap that.' My mom thought I was crazy.