i'd tap
You're saying someone is so attractive, you'd like to tap them like they're a keg and you're the bartender.
My friend said, 'I'd tap that model.' I told him he was full of hot air.
I saw my mom's boss and said, 'I'd tap that.' She gave me the evil eye.
My crush walked in and I whispered, 'I'd tap that.' I got caught.
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