I'd plow the field - You'd take the woman and have sex so hard, you'd probably br

You'd take the woman and have sex so hard, you'd probably break her in two, like a piece of wood in a fire.

If she was my teacher, I'd plow the field and get expelled.

That girl is so good-looking, I'd plow the field and forget my lunch.

I'd plow the field if she was my mom, and then I'd tell my dad.