I'd plow the field

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Means you'd rather take a woman to the back of a barn and rip her clothes off like a cheap t-shirt, just so you can have sex like a wild animal in the middle of the night.
I'd plow the field if she looked like Taylor Swift after a beer.
That girl is so hot, I'd plow the field and forget my own name.
If she walked in, I'd plow the field and not even care if the neighbors saw.
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You'd take the woman and have sex so hard, you'd probably break her in two, like a piece of wood in a fire.
If she was my teacher, I'd plow the field and get expelled.
That girl is so good-looking, I'd plow the field and forget my lunch.
I'd plow the field if she was my mom, and then I'd tell my dad.
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You'd have sex with her so fast and so hard, it would be like a tornado came in and knocked everything down.
I'd plow the field if she was a celebrity.
She's so hot, I'd plow the field and not even brush my teeth.
If she smiled at me, I'd plow the field and forget my own dog.
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