I'd plow the field - You'd have sex with her so fast and so hard, it would be lik

You'd have sex with her so fast and so hard, it would be like a tornado came in and knocked everything down.

I'd plow the field if she was a celebrity.

She's so hot, I'd plow the field and not even brush my teeth.

If she smiled at me, I'd plow the field and forget my own dog.