i'd pee on her porch
A guy saying he likes a girl by threatening to pee on her porch. It’s like when a guy says he’s into you but then runs away. It’s the worst way to say you like someone.
He’d pee on her porch if he had to.
If he’d pee on her porch, I’d pay him to do it.
He’d pee on her porch just to avoid talking to her.