i'd pee on her porch

Fresh Trending
#crush#embarrassing#weird love

2 views · Added 2d ago · 6 definitions

1
A stupid way to say a guy likes a girl. It sounds like he’d rather urinate on her front step than admit he’s got a crush. It’s like when a guy says he’s into a girl but acts like he’s being tortured.
Bro, you'd pee on her porch like it was a death sentence.
He’d pee on her porch if she asked him to.
If he’d pee on her porch, I’d pay him to do it.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
2
A guy saying he loves a girl by threatening to pee on her porch. It’s the worst way to say you’re into someone. It’s like being forced to say you like someone in front of the whole class.
He’d pee on her porch if he had to.
If I had to pee on her porch, I’d rather die.
He’d pee on her porch just to avoid talking to her.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
3
A guy being too chicken to tell a girl he likes her. So instead he says he’d pee on her porch. It’s like a guy saying he’s into you but then running away when you ask him out.
He’d pee on her porch if she didn’t like him back.
He’d pee on her porch just to avoid looking at her.
He’d pee on her porch if he had to.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
4
A guy trying to be cool by saying he’d pee on her porch. It’s like when a guy says he’s into a girl but acts like he’s being tortured. It’s the worst way to show you like someone.
He’d pee on her porch if she asked him to.
He’d pee on her porch just to avoid talking to her.
If he’d pee on her porch, I’d pay him to do it.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
5
A guy saying he likes a girl by threatening to pee on her porch. It’s like when a guy says he’s into you but then runs away. It’s the worst way to say you like someone.
He’d pee on her porch if he had to.
If he’d pee on her porch, I’d pay him to do it.
He’d pee on her porch just to avoid talking to her.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
6
A guy being too scared to tell a girl he likes her. So instead he says he’d pee on her porch. It’s like when a guy says he’s into you but acts like he’s being tortured.
He’d pee on her porch if she asked him to.
He’d pee on her porch just to avoid looking at her.
He’d pee on her porch if she didn’t like him back.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
xs