i'd pee on her porch
A guy being too scared to tell a girl he likes her. So instead he says he’d pee on her porch. It’s like when a guy says he’s into you but acts like he’s being tortured.
He’d pee on her porch if she asked him to.
He’d pee on her porch just to avoid looking at her.
He’d pee on her porch if she didn’t like him back.