i'd hit it, with a baseball bat. - When you think someone is so ugly, you’d hit them with a bas

When you think someone is so ugly, you’d hit them with a baseball bat just to save their soul. See: I’d never hit it even if I was forced to

You look like a dead fish. I’d hit it with a baseball bat.

If I saw you in my lunch, I’d hit it with a baseball bat.

You’re so ugly, I’d hit you with a baseball bat just to give you a chance at life.