i'd hit it, with a baseball bat.

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The total opposite of I'd hit it. Used when you think the other person is so ugly they’d cry if you hit them. See: I’d never hit it even if I was forced to
You look like a used pizza. I’d hit it with a baseball bat.
If I saw you in the street, I’d hit you with a baseball bat.
You’re so ugly, I’d hit you with a baseball bat just to make you cry.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you think someone is so bad-looking you’d hit them with a baseball bat just to make it right. See: I’d never hit it even if I was forced to
You look like a raccoon that got hit by a bus. I’d hit it with a baseball bat.
If I saw you in a mirror, I’d hit it with a baseball bat.
You’re so ugly, I’d hit you with a baseball bat just to make the world feel better.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When you think someone is so ugly, you’d hit them with a baseball bat just to save their soul. See: I’d never hit it even if I was forced to
You look like a dead fish. I’d hit it with a baseball bat.
If I saw you in my lunch, I’d hit it with a baseball bat.
You’re so ugly, I’d hit you with a baseball bat just to give you a chance at life.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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