I'd have a beer
What you say when you're about to ruin your life and your car in one go
I'd have a beer if I didn't have to pay for the damage I did to my neighbor's fence.
I'd have a beer if I didn't have to live with my mom's judgment for the rest of the week.
I'd have a beer if I didn't have to face my friends' laughter after my car flipped over.
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